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gweem (gwm)  n.
1. A combination of all negative adjectives into one word. To be a gweem.
2. The embodiment of all things bad: that guy is a total gweem.
3. A complete idiot; a retard: this gweem has no intelligence.

v. gweemed, gweem·ing, gweem
v. intr.
1. To be a dipshit; geek or fag: “He flailed his arms around like a fag; what a gweem”.
2. To be a sexual predator or pedophile or member of N.A.M.B.L.A.
3. A worthless bag of flesh co-worker: "She is gweeming the place up!"
v. tr.
To act like a fucking dumbass.
[Middle English gwiim, from Old English gwm. See ghey-2 in Indo-European Roots.]

The encompassment of all of the following:
stupid, dullard, dolt, pudding head, idiot, nerd, geek, piece of crap, ass,
blockhead, cretin, dimwit, dork, dunce, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass,
jerk, meathead, moron, pinhead, simpleton, twit, numskull, schmuck, twerp, etc.

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(written in the year of our Lord, 2012...bitches)

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Organized religion is a crock of shit. (8/22/09)

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Bill O'Reilly is a douchebag. The end. (9/22/08)

Women are useless, and Sarah Palin is a woman (9/20/08)

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