If you've been coming to my website for the past 2 years or so then you're probably really freakin' bored, retarded, or a dick like me. When I first made this site, I was trying to be a dick. My brother and I invented the word "gweem" back in the early 80's which is the encompassment of all bad words to describe someone or something. So with the site in place, all I did was list pictures and profiles of people who I hated throughout my life. For the most part it worked...for me.

I thought it was brilliant; I reveled in my dickness, and sported massive boners for myself over how glorious my site was. Turns out, it sucked. It sucked enourmous elephant cock. I think it garnished maybe 12 visitors, with 9 of them being co-workers who I told about the site. A colossal failure for me, and all mankind.
BOO FUCKING HOO!

Shortly into the bullshit-ass site's lifespan, some dude ended up getting in trouble for a profile that I posted of some fag-shit who worked with him, and his bosses tried to turn it into some shit that was somehow his fault because he's knew the guy, even though it's my fucking site. Anyways, the guy who I put on blast got a protective order against the dude because he "feared for his life and his family"...you know, because I put some shit on my website about his butter-pounding faggotry, and his insanely fat wife and mutant freak of a kid. WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT?!

Long story short: This fuckwad ended up getting the dude put through the wringer because of my worthless fucking website. My reponse? Put his employers on full blast.

So, I put up this picture on my site:


...and boy, they did not like that!

Almost immediately, this guy emails me (did I mention he lives across the world from me?) telling me I've got to take the site down--the whole site (!). WTF? These guys have the gonads to tell me what to do through some other dude?? I told him to give them my name, address, and phone number and I would destroy them verbally...one-on-one; man-to-government-pussies. He didn't want any more shit from them, so he didn't want me to do that. Well, realizing my site had went to shit anyways in addition to it being hawked by some government corporate shitfaces who were out for this dude's blood, I took it down.

The next morning, I woke up still thinking about my website, and how pissed it made me that it was gone. I put alot of work into it since I code everything by hand (Yeah that's right: I do everything the hard way. I'm a hairy-assed, manly fucking man!), I couldn't just have my site completely gone. I also didn't want to let these fucks get away with trashing that guy's name through me and my site...my solution? MEATSPIN! No wait--RICK ROLL!

So, yeah, I turned the site into a Rick Roll. Funny enough, somehow my hits went from 12 to 230 in a couple of months. Sure, that's not a number to brag about, but it said something: I was trying too hard to be a dick, and I don't think people like "effort".