Sarah Palin. Sarah Fucking Palin.

The media can't touch her because she's a fragile little woman; no one can say shit about her whore daughter because she "isn't part of the campaign", and even the opposition (in case you're lost: that's Barack Obama [the black guy]) can't talk shit about her or her mother...why is that? Oh yeah, that's right! Because they're women, and we know how fucking fragile they are. They can't talk about Palin because everything they say is considered sexist, and they can't talk about Whore--I mean, her daughter because she's "off-limits". Oh yeah? Well, I'm not the media, and I'm not running for office, so...

NOBODY IS OFF FUCKING LIMITS HERE!

Where, oh where to start?

Oh yeah, Sarah Palin's preggo slut daughter!

Bristol Palin (who the fuck names their kid Bristol? Isn't that a water filter?), got herself knocked up at the brisk age of 17, which tells me and every other sensible guy on Earth that the bitch has been fucking high-school guys (and Navy sailors) since she was at least 15. That's just simple math.

Here's an illustration:

Here's a tip for anyone who says she's off limits because she's not part of the campaign: IF YOU BRING HER ON STAGE WITH YOU, SHE'S IN THE CAMPAIGN!

Now that we've got that cleared up, let's discuss women in general. I'll get back to Palin in a minute.

If my theory holds true, then approximately 90% of the population of women are completely and utterly useless (aside from the whole giving birth thing).

For example, there's this girl who is on the payroll in the same office as me; note that I didn't say she "works" with me, because she doesn't actually do any work. All she does is try to find ways to get out of being at the office, and the time she does spend in the office, the only thing she manages to accomplish is living. And when something does come along for her to do, she always tries to pass it off on someone else, usually me, because she doesn't know how to do anything...well, other than get the hell out of working. And I guarantee, I'm not the only guy who's experienced this bullshit; women abuse this shit.

They get away with not doing shit because they're pretty, and when the boss comes around looking for answers, they don't have them, they just batt their eyes and get on their knees--BAM! Instant get out of work free card! Put on your rollerblades lady, cuz you're about to skate out of work again. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh, and to top it off someone else gets to take the heat for their lack of usefulness when something goes wrong because they're ALWAYS the victim when it comes time for reckoning. "Why are you picking on me? I'm just a poor defenseless woman who is getting paid the same as you to just sit around trying to look pretty..." This is why women are not leaders. They have no sense of responsibility. Why the fuck do you think when it comes time for punishing the kids, it's always Dad's job? Because he's the fucking man. He's got the balls to fix shit, and the hairy ass to take charge of a situation. Which brings me back to Sarah Palin...

The only things Palin has going for her at this point that will help McCain are the women's vote (which is obviously why she was chosen) and the horny college guy's vote because she's a MILF. She has been playing the victim since Day 1, just like any other woman (Hillary did the same shit), and she'll probably suck as much dick as it takes to get where she wants to be, but it won't make for a better America.

Sarah Palin will continue to be just as useless as just about every other woman in America, and in the meantime I'm going to beat-off to this picture: NSFW
(That means it's not safe for work, dumbass.)




Update:

Someone I know found this forum, sent me the link and I couldn't help myself...I had to post this shit here for all real men to laugh at.



FUCKING LOL! I love how this bitch suggests that people are going to come kill me! Maybe it'll be one of them there lady KARATE MURDERERS!!

For more information on how to deal with dipshits like this lady, please refer to this page...or read my reply below:

" LOL! I didn't even read past the first page of this crap, but lady, you are WRONG! Much like every other woman who visits my site...oh and did I mention I own gweem.net? I think I may put a blurb about your dumb ass on that page...
Dumb? But why? Oh I'll tell you why: because you say I'm sexist but won't admit it! ROFLBBQ!!! If you can seriously read my article and think that I DON'T know and/or admit that I'm sexist, then you ma'am are a retard. I AM SEXIST and the damn article proves it.
I mean, seriously, it's women like you who fit snuggly into that 90% that I mentioned who are worthless.
Please lady, I beg you, EMAIL ME so I can post your stupidity on my website."

Oh, and thank you for the lulz, cunt, I needed it.





 


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