Bill O'Reilly is the most massive douchebag on TV today. Not only is he the biggest pompous ass of the 21st century, but he's also by his own definition, a pinhead.

Bill, or as I like to call him, Willy, gets paid approximately $9,000,000 per year to get on TV and act like a dickbag. The big differences between him and me are that he's getting paid retarded amounts of money, he's on TV, and he seems to think his opinion really matters in the big scheme of things (I, on the other hand, know that I'm the only one who really cares about what I have to say).

This guy is so fucking self-important that he thinks that he's got some kind of pull in government affairs, and more recently, he seems to think that he can tell the FBI/CIA what to do because he's all butt hurt over someone reading Sarah Palin's worthless emails (look it up). He's so full of himself that he calls himself a "Culture Warrior" except he doesn't seem to fight for anything but more airtime.
For fuck's sake, the guy calls his show The "O'Reilly Factor", like that fucking means something. You know... because he's O'Reilly and he's on TV telling you his opinions... Oh shit, we didn't account for the O'Reilly Factor! Well that changes everything! FUCK YOU!

Another thing that pisses me off about this fuckshit is that he's constantly interrupting his guests and talking over them from atop his mighty "I'm on fucking syndicated TV" throne. I really wish he'd just learn to shut the fuck up sometimes and let someone else talk---oh yeah, I forgot, it's the O'Reilly Factor. My bad.

Also, when this cocksucker gets all riled up because someone says some shit he doesn't happen to agree with, he starts insulting them. Unfortunately for him, his insults aren't really insulting by today's standards; he's still using insults from the 50's like "pinhead". That's his big insult. He uses it all the time.

I remember one time he got his ass handed to him by a 16 year old kid on his show, and of course he starts talking over him, then calls the kid a pinhead...on TV, on national fucking TV! This shitbag is fighting with a high-school student. Wow.

Another time, he had Donahue on his show, and he fucking interrupted him like every 3 damn seconds! He'd ask Donahue a question and before he could get a word out of his mouth, old Willy would start yelling and spouting off all his shit. Luckily, Donahue has a massive sack of hairy metal balls and crushed "Billy" into dust with his gigantic manmeat stating that "being loud doesn't mean you're right". Donahue needs to be immortalized in bronze.

When did this shit become acceptable from "journalists"? I know this guy isn't really a journalist, but alot of dipshits in America do think he is...and that's sad. But seriously, I can't believe this motherfucker is even on TV. Dudes like this shouldn't be on TV pretending to be journalists, they should be getting their asses kicked for being pompous shitfaces on shows like Jerry Springer (the old Jerry Springer, when it was real).

Fuck this guy. I hope he invites me on his show so I can tell him what a fuckface he is in person.