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pre·cious 1: of great value or high price com·mod·i·ty 1: an economic good 2: something useful or valued |
  
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Does this looks like a PRECIOUS commodity to you?
Case #1: Children VS. NatureHuman children, in general, only do about two things well: crying and shitting. Neither of those actions are precious or useful to anyone, let alone any other species on Earth. It's amazing how the human race managed to survive considering everyone was birthed in the exact same useless form. Could you image how well a human baby would survive in the wild compared to any other being on the planet? The human baby would just sit there any cry, starve, and eventually either be eaten by something more intelligent or just die from uselessness...
Case #2: Children VS. WaterI think it's safe to say that, without a doubt, children are not as precious as water. Water can do so much without even having to really do anything...water just has to exist.Things you can do with water, not babies:
 ...and this is probably what most of the world would look like if not for the abundance of water:  Bottom line: Nothing on this planet can live without water. Therefore, there is no possible way that children are our most precious commodity because everything can live without children.
Case #3: Children VS. WomenIt's a well known fact that women are useless, but children and babies are probably just as useless.Children definitely cry a lot, almost more than women...but they're also messy as hell, and they have no concept of value or comradery. It's always "me, me, me" with kids -- Come to think of it, that sounds exactly like a woman. No wonder women are always defending children; they're exactly the same! Children scream and cry so they can get what they want, and fuck up all the time, but women still think they're cute and innocent. That's because women have a very askewed view of children...
And this is how certain morons (aka. women) have come to the conclusion that children are so precious. The same blindness to reality leads them to personify children as being innocent, happy, and carefree...Yeah? Well, then explain this: The little shit doesn't look very joyous to me.
Conclusion: Women = Children.
Case #4: Children VS. EverythingI don't even need to argue this point further to prove that children are NOT a precious commodity...I'm going to let you prove my point.Which of these things could you live without?
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